HOLY FUZZY F&#$ING BILLY GOATS ON FIRE IN A HYDROGEN FACTORY...it's my first post!
:: You make your way to your seat just in time as the lights dim down and a hush falls heavily randomly upon the crowd. Medical teams even work quietly, tending to the recently crushed members of the crowd. A spot light kicks on and shines center ring, lighting a small platform. A few cow-colored feathers float lazily to the platform from above. In a sudden explosion of green, purple, and silver mist there upon the platform stands he...Cow. In a graceful flurish he sweeps the top hat from his horned head as he bows low. A moment later he raises up, hat upon his head, cane to his lips to declare in a loud, booming voice... ::

LADY- AND GENTLE- FURS ALIKE, GREETINGS AND WELCOME! WITH NO FURTHER ADO, I PRESENT...

...me...

:: He lowers the cane, dips down again with his hat removed, then raises back up. He gives a quick wink. Next is a graceful backflip. He lands again as the same explosion occurs. The mist dissapates leaving nothing but a few cow-colored feathers to drift about the breeze... ::